Offers from all five unis. Now comes the hard part - picking which one I wouldn’t mind going to…
I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
-She was in that programme where they all had embarrassing illnesses, everything downstairs had collapsed. She had to wear five pairs of knickers to get out of the house without leaving a trail.
Oh, how I do love Benidorm.